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I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009
Get the teacher's vet mug.Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."
Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."
Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009
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Get the sprintizon&t mug."Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009
Get the spatter effect mug.a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed
don't get this confused with wet dream
don't get this confused with wet dream
I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009
Get the piss dream mug.the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny
by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009
Get the Chia Obama mug.I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009
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