iCoinedThat1199's definitions

Christmas chub

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

L-R checker

one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear

I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009

snorgtees chick

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts

I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

stall art

the graffiti you see in bathroom stalls; can be found in almost any gas station restroom

There was a ton of stall art in that 7-11 we just stopped at.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 18, 2009