iCoinedThat1199's definitions

teacher's vet

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009

sprintizon&t

the ultimate phone service made up of Sprint, Verizon, and at&t

Paul: "What phone service do you have?"
Frank: "I have sprintizon&t. It's pretty legit."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

piss dream

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream

I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Chia Obama

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

L-R checker

one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear

I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009