iCoinedThat1199's definitions

teacher's vet

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

stall art

the graffiti you see in bathroom stalls; can be found in almost any gas station restroom

There was a ton of stall art in that 7-11 we just stopped at.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 18, 2009

yawn effect

when someone yawns, then another person yawns, and another, and another, and so on; often occurs in classrooms

I yawned in class. Then Billy yawned, then Kaitlynn, then Alex, then Jill... A perfect example of the yawn effect.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 26, 2009

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

snorgtees chick

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts

I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009