2 definitions by iAmTheWhale

Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by iAmTheWhale July 3, 2014

mouff

Originally an ebonics term for "mouth", mouff has evolved to encompass one's entire being.

I want to hang out with your mouff tonight!

by iAmTheWhale January 10, 2008