Definitions by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello

The Cafeteria Lady 

By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.

-Hey bro can I please borrow 5 cents to buy this drink
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady

The Cafeteria Lady by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 30, 2016

Italian Girl 

Most Italian girls are extremely bitchy and pretty. Dark tan skin and thick hair. They get crazy jealous and know exactly what they want. Known for their phenomenal bodies (especially ass) they are hated by a lot of other females their age due to jealousy. Once you crack an Italian girl she can be loyal forever

Hey bro, want to go on a double date with me and Sophie and you and your girl?

Dude she's an Italian girl, it won't end well .

Italian Girl by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 28, 2016

Free House 

Term used by majority of teenagers both in person and on social media to imply that ones parents will not be home, used to have sex and parties or hopefully both

Slut - "Someone come over, parents are going away for the weekend, free house"!

Free House by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello June 13, 2016

Fuckgirl 

A girl that talks to multiple guys as if they're on the tune because she loves the attention. Usually has a lot of beef with other girls and is very judgemental

"Dude, don't you have a thing with this chick, look at her Snapchat story"!

"Yeah she's a fuckgirl"

Fuckgirl by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello December 1, 2015

Basic Bitch 

A girl who is like everyone else or aims to be like everyone else. Wears clothing brands like Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger and also wears short shorts and highwaisted crap. Goes to Starbucks a lot and there Snapchat stories do not need to be looked at everyday as they only consist of coffee and selfies.

"Oi bro what do you think of that Rachael chick"?

"Seems like a bit of an irritating Basic Bitch"!

Basic Bitch by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello December 1, 2015

CAF 

Acronym for - Confused as fuck

Dude she just told me she was single so I hooked up with her , then her friend called me a dick because she has a boyfriend, "CAF"!

CAF by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015

Wank fuckup

When you're watching porn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a shit part. After orgasim you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity.

I hate it when you Wank fuckup, it's so annoying!

Wank fuckup by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015