honneamise's definitions

lasqueret

A word made up someone who hasn't got the capacity to read, write or spell and has mongoloidism. The word has no meaning and anyone who uses it suffers from Anaphalycticatardicon. Frequently used when a joelstal is encountered by people who think the word volience has meaning. When you meet someone who uses this word, kill them, burn their remains and slaughter their entire family.

For 4 years, I thought the word laserquest was lasqueret
Im a retard because I use the word lasqueret
If you catch me using the word lasqueret EVER, kill me, im unworthy of life

by honneamise May 20, 2024

imds

IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.

We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network

by honneamise May 20, 2024

uwu

A massively stupid reaction to apparent cuteness. Cute things are generally actually shit and have smuna. All people who use the word uwu are generally fat, wear glasses and are closet gay. If you are subjected to the use of uwu or are ever in a photo and someone says its uwu, kill them and yourself, the world will be a better place.

Oh it's so uwu cute. Bang.
If you call that cat uwu cute I'm going to shit down you neck

by honneamise July 5, 2020

volience

A word used by mongoloids who cant spell

I wsh workplace volience was OK

by honneamise May 16, 2018

doing a raygun

The act of impersonating people with skills and somehow managing to get all the way to the very peak of recognition, while at no point in time showing anyone, you were actually capable of doing what you claim to be able to do. Usually in some form of niche sporting event, such as breakdancing, where the individual somehow gets to go all the way, such as the Olympics, and then, representing your country, puts in a display that resembles an epileptic mop with brain AIDS. It is important to note that this moment in their life will never be forgotten nor forgiven by the entire Internet.

He's doing a Raygun.
Did you see that chic breakdancing? She was doing a Raygun

by honneamise August 10, 2024

if statement

An if statement is a programming construct that executes logic based on application purpose. many people claim programming is difficult, but as can be seen by this very simple example, variables, functions and if statements all make sense once applied to a layman's terms use.

DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>

if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if

function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}

function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}

Im going to use an if statement to settle this dispute
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then

do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else

do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if

by honneamise December 4, 2018

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018