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IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.
We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
by honneamise May 20, 2024
Get the imds mug.Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
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Get the volience mug.A massively stupid reaction to apparent cuteness. Cute things are generally actually shit and have smuna. All people who use the word uwu are generally fat, wear glasses and are closet gay. If you are subjected to the use of uwu or are ever in a photo and someone says its uwu, kill them and yourself, the world will be a better place.
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Get the uwu mug.A ManBatMonkey is the resulting off spring from the COVAIDS-20 outbreak. A man, bat and monkey mated, had a baby and it caught and sold for food. The resulting disease is expected to kill off the entire stupid population of the earth, bringing the population down below 1 billion.
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Get the ManBatMonkey mug.RSSD or Random Stupid Statement Disorder is a common disease in the Information Technology field. Many lowly technicians have to deal with RSSD sufferers in the form of IT Managers, who have been promoted beyond their abilities. Many people believe the disease was only discovered because of the IT industry and if the IT industry was eradicated, then all RSSD sufferers would disappear as well. It is quite common for the particular sufferers to make random claims of technology not working only to see it work right in front of them, or try to fix something they understand little about and then proceed to make the situation worse. It is believed to have been diagnosed by someone in the IT field themselves, who has been immune to the disease due to his ability to read documentation and understand technology by learning. There has been only one known cure for these sub human carcass like, oxygen thieves and that is to take them out and apply the famous punishment from Port Arthurs penal colony days of being hung, drawn and quartered, because no one likes working with RSSD sufferers.
My boss said that “Oh no that won’t work because the L3 switch has a default gateway to an interface that points to the internet already”, he is clearly suffering from RSSD
My boss has RSSD, he claims that with a 4xDC arrangement, I should not replicate to all DCs, as this may overload Active Directory Sites and Services
My boss has RSSD, he claims that with a 4xDC arrangement, I should not replicate to all DCs, as this may overload Active Directory Sites and Services
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