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Nerdaism is the religion of Nerds. It was recently formed by Nerds to formalise their belief that the world will be saved by Nerds when the Nerdocalypse happens. the Nerdocalypse is similar to the Rapture, except Nerds will appear everywhere all of a sudden quoting Linux commands and sprouting off about "the command line is power", when in actual fact normals (people who arent Nerds) simply want to go about their business, like going to the coffee shop and swimming. Fortunately for normals, the Nerdocalypse will simply produce a lot of Nerds, and normals will have no problem sweeping them aside, as Nerds are weak and pathetic.
by honneamise December 18, 2018
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Get the dragon ball d mug.PVMA or as defined in the Acronym App, is Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS. this disease, although rare, is a terminal illness suffered by people with smuna and is also transferred onto anyone who has touched the gay deodorant. PVMA, or Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS, is contracted by getting your Penis, inserting it in to a Vagina, then into a Mouth and then finally by humping a pig in Africa. This lewd act commits the person to a life of humiliation and persecution, due to them now having:
Touched the gay deodorant
Contracted smuna
Humped a pig in Africa
At no point should you approach or speak to someone with PVMA, they are the most vile kind of degenerate and are highly contagious. Merely being in a room, even a large room, is akin to having touched the gay deodorant.
Touched the gay deodorant
Contracted smuna
Humped a pig in Africa
At no point should you approach or speak to someone with PVMA, they are the most vile kind of degenerate and are highly contagious. Merely being in a room, even a large room, is akin to having touched the gay deodorant.
That dude has PVMA, RUN!
I was looking through the Acronym App and found out I had been talking to a doctor and he said I had PVMA
I was looking through the Acronym App and found out I had been talking to a doctor and he said I had PVMA
by honneamise April 14, 2021
Get the PVMA mug.As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
by honneamise October 10, 2018
Get the semen syndrome mug.A massively stupid reaction to apparent cuteness. Cute things are generally actually shit and have smuna. All people who use the word uwu are generally fat, wear glasses and are closet gay. If you are subjected to the use of uwu or are ever in a photo and someone says its uwu, kill them and yourself, the world will be a better place.
by honneamise July 5, 2020
Get the uwu mug.An if statement is a programming construct that executes logic based on application purpose. many people claim programming is difficult, but as can be seen by this very simple example, variables, functions and if statements all make sense once applied to a layman's terms use.
DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>
if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if
function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}
function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}
DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>
if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if
function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}
function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}
Im going to use an if statement to settle this dispute
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then
do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else
do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then
do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else
do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if
by honneamise December 4, 2018
Get the if statement mug.The process of going postal, but only due to the fact you are named Joel. if you are named Joel, and go postal, you go Joelstal. Normally, going postal is bad, but when you go Joelstal its mildly entertaining because its like watching flies have sex with shit. After they have been smashed in the head with a stubby and they have been beaten senseless by a Tibetan Monk who thinks that flies deserve to die. Essentially, when a Joelstal is encountered, you do not have to fear for your life, as no weapons will be used, because they would require skill, instead, merely point and laugh, because everyone thinks Joelstals are funny.
by honneamise October 23, 2018
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