honneamise's definitions

ryan sucks

Because he takes black semen in the pooper hole

ryan sucks cos

by honneamise January 16, 2018

beat the saber

To beat the saber is to feed the chickens. Masturbation. It was coined by someone playing a gay arse game called Beat Saber, which is akin to masturbation.

Hey that guy is beating the saber
If you are feeling sad, you should beat the saber
If you beat the saber, yours a wanker

by honneamise June 13, 2018

volience

A word used by mongoloids who cant spell

I wsh workplace volience was OK

by honneamise May 16, 2018

beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D

How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?

by honneamise October 29, 2018

smung

Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
Gay

A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.

Those gaylords are getting on the bus for the smung people
How smung is that guy

by honneamise October 7, 2020

Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021

IPv6

IPv6 or In the Penis Virgin 6, is a band of religious nut cases who thought they would invent an internet protocol, but came up with IPv6 instead. In the Penis Virgin 4 was the last one and it is entirely shit, but In the Penis Virgin 6 is even worse. Basically, the group sat around a fire one night with two nerds who they sacrificed to the gods of the internet by first discussing their sexuality at length and then humiliating them about the fact they were virgins. Then they used Excel (the old version, like the UK government department that screwed up COViD-19 results) to calculate out a bunch of random numbers and letters and made them look like a protocol, crapping on about security by default and so on, only to come up with pregnant whale version of an internet protocol that is In the Penis Virgin 6 today. The two nerds who were sacrificed were not missed because they were nerds and no one likes nerds anyway. The gods of the internet are nerds as well, so they will be tracked down and shot, just like all other nerds when the Nerdocalypse comes

IPv6 sucks balls, just like that guy with smuna

by honneamise October 29, 2020