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A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.
That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
by honneamise October 23, 2018
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For 4 years, I thought the word laserquest was lasqueret
Im a retard because I use the word lasqueret
If you catch me using the word lasqueret EVER, kill me, im unworthy of life
Im a retard because I use the word lasqueret
If you catch me using the word lasqueret EVER, kill me, im unworthy of life
by honneamise May 20, 2024
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How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
by honneamise October 29, 2018
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"the command line is power"
"linux rules"
The Nerdocalypse will be short lived though, as Nerds are weak and pathetic and should be put down on site. if you encounter a Nerd, kill them. Extremely. like drive over them in a tank and then turn around and blow up the remains. Fuck Nerds.
"the command line is power"
"linux rules"
The Nerdocalypse will be short lived though, as Nerds are weak and pathetic and should be put down on site. if you encounter a Nerd, kill them. Extremely. like drive over them in a tank and then turn around and blow up the remains. Fuck Nerds.
the Nerdocalypse is here, fucking nerds.
Nerd: When the Nerdocalypse comes, you will repent!
Normal: Fuck off Nerd.
Nerd: When the Nerdocalypse comes, you will repent!
Normal: Fuck off Nerd.
by honneamise December 18, 2018
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by honneamise October 23, 2018
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Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door
Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door
I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”
by honneamise September 5, 2021
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by honneamise July 5, 2020
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