honneamise's definitions
To beat the saber is to feed the chickens. Masturbation. It was coined by someone playing a gay arse game called Beat Saber, which is akin to masturbation.
Hey that guy is beating the saber
If you are feeling sad, you should beat the saber
If you beat the saber, yours a wanker
If you are feeling sad, you should beat the saber
If you beat the saber, yours a wanker
by honneamise June 13, 2018
Get the beat the sabermug. IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.
We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
by honneamise May 20, 2024
Get the imdsmug. The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D
How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
by honneamise October 29, 2018
Get the beta keymug. Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
Gay
A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
Gay
A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
by honneamise October 7, 2020
Get the smungmug. A massively stupid reaction to apparent cuteness. Cute things are generally actually shit and have smuna. All people who use the word uwu are generally fat, wear glasses and are closet gay. If you are subjected to the use of uwu or are ever in a photo and someone says its uwu, kill them and yourself, the world will be a better place.
by honneamise July 5, 2020
Get the uwumug. An if statement is a programming construct that executes logic based on application purpose. many people claim programming is difficult, but as can be seen by this very simple example, variables, functions and if statements all make sense once applied to a layman's terms use.
DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>
if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if
function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}
function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}
DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>
if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if
function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}
function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}
Im going to use an if statement to settle this dispute
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then
do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else
do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then
do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else
do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if
by honneamise December 4, 2018
Get the if statementmug. The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.
My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
by honneamise July 21, 2020
Get the adocdmug.