honneamise's definitions

COVAIDS-20

COVAIDS-20 is a new strain of the recently released COViD-19 disease, which was formulated by a monkey, bat and human threesome, which then had a baby, a ManBatMonkey. This ManBatMonkey was then summarily caught, caged, sold and slaughtered in a Chinese wet market, because they could. The resulting illness spread faster than anything before it, but it was much more lethal than COViD-19, as it instantly turned people who contracted the illness gay and they had a burning desire to cross breed with animals. There is no known cure, except this disease has only affected stupid people, so only about 80% of the worlds population will be affected by the disease

There goes hat guy with COVAIDS-20 and his conclave of animals the sick, dirty, horrible, sweaty mongoloid
If I contracted COVAIDS-20, I would kill myself, because I'd be gay AND into bestiality

by honneamise April 14, 2020

nah mate see ya

An exit interview strategy applied to employers who are mentally handicapped and require assistance understanding the basics of people management. While exiting a companies employ, you should employ the “Nah mate, see ya” as your exit interview strategy. A standard exit interview interaction would go along these lines:

Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door

I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”

by honneamise September 5, 2021

retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

by honneamise October 23, 2018

lasqueret

A word made up someone who hasn't got the capacity to read, write or spell and has mongoloidism. The word has no meaning and anyone who uses it suffers from Anaphalycticatardicon. Frequently used when a joelstal is encountered by people who think the word volience has meaning. When you meet someone who uses this word, kill them, burn their remains and slaughter their entire family.

For 4 years, I thought the word laserquest was lasqueret
Im a retard because I use the word lasqueret
If you catch me using the word lasqueret EVER, kill me, im unworthy of life

by honneamise May 20, 2024

nerdocalypse

The Nerdocalypse is the coming Rapture like event, when nerds will randomly appear on mass and start chanting things like:
"the command line is power"
"linux rules"
The Nerdocalypse will be short lived though, as Nerds are weak and pathetic and should be put down on site. if you encounter a Nerd, kill them. Extremely. like drive over them in a tank and then turn around and blow up the remains. Fuck Nerds.

the Nerdocalypse is here, fucking nerds.
Nerd: When the Nerdocalypse comes, you will repent!

Normal: Fuck off Nerd.

by honneamise December 18, 2018

if statement

An if statement is a programming construct that executes logic based on application purpose. many people claim programming is difficult, but as can be seen by this very simple example, variables, functions and if statements all make sense once applied to a layman's terms use.

DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>

if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if

function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}

function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}

Im going to use an if statement to settle this dispute
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then

do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else

do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if

by honneamise December 4, 2018

adocd

The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.

My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse

by honneamise July 21, 2020