honneamise's definitions

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018

lasqueret

A word made up someone who hasn't got the capacity to read, write or spell and has mongoloidism. The word has no meaning and anyone who uses it suffers from Anaphalycticatardicon. Frequently used when a joelstal is encountered by people who think the word volience has meaning. When you meet someone who uses this word, kill them, burn their remains and slaughter their entire family.

For 4 years, I thought the word laserquest was lasqueret
Im a retard because I use the word lasqueret
If you catch me using the word lasqueret EVER, kill me, im unworthy of life

by honneamise May 20, 2024

retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

by honneamise October 23, 2018

adocd

The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.

My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse

by honneamise July 21, 2020

DraDoUnidocornagon

The merging of two miythical beasts and an extinct one to create a beast that couldnt possibly exist, nor could it survive in the earthly realm, due to it being a cross of two mythical beasts and an extinct one. Frequently used when a unicorn search becomes beyond impossible.

What are you looking for? A DraDoUnidocornagon. Oh, good luck with that, I assume you are shopping then? Yes.
Oh look a not DraDoUnidocornagon

by honneamise November 18, 2022

IMDS

IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.

We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network

by honneamise October 29, 2020

smuna

An adverb describing the increase physical displeasure at having a disease that is second only to Anaphalycticatardicon in its increasingly dangerous effects. Having smuna is a terrible afflication and people with the illness often appear ill, weak, pale and ghostly. Sort of like ryan sucks but worse. The only known cases of smuna have been discovered in a small town west of Melbourne, Australia. it is there that smuna has its roots. smuna frequently gets expanded to:
Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
AIDS

Hey look at that bloke with smuna
Smuna makes the world horrible
I wish that guy with smuna would die
If I wanted a disease to be cool, it would definitely NOT be smuna

by honneamise December 3, 2018