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A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
Those gaylords are getting on the bus for the smung people
How smung is that guy
by honneamise October 7, 2020
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ryan sucks

Because he takes black semen in the pooper hole
by honneamise January 16, 2018
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yes that’s correct

A line uttered by the incompetent when straddled with information they cannot possibly comprehend, because of their level of ineptitude being a single figure number and thus higher than their IQ. While being questioned about seemingly simple items, the perpetrator of the “Yes that’s correct” will simply respond with exactly that, being extremely convincing in their absolute single mindedness of the “Yes that’s correct” statement. Essentially there should be laws allowing normals that have to deal with these sorts of fuckwits, the ability to gun them down and humiliate their family for life because they are insufferable idiots and need to be kicked in the nuts the first time they utter the words. Simple minded people who supply simple minded answers to intelligent questions should no longer be tolerated and should be sent to the moon.
“Theres no anti virus on this internet exposed server”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
by honneamise September 5, 2021
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beat the saber

To beat the saber is to feed the chickens. Masturbation. It was coined by someone playing a gay arse game called Beat Saber, which is akin to masturbation.
Hey that guy is beating the saber
If you are feeling sad, you should beat the saber
If you beat the saber, yours a wanker
by honneamise June 13, 2018
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lasqueret

A word made up someone who hasn't got the capacity to read, write or spell and has mongoloidism. The word has no meaning and anyone who uses it suffers from Anaphalycticatardicon. Frequently used when a joelstal is encountered by people who think the word volience has meaning. When you meet someone who uses this word, kill them, burn their remains and slaughter their entire family.
For 4 years, I thought the word laserquest was lasqueret
Im a retard because I use the word lasqueret
If you catch me using the word lasqueret EVER, kill me, im unworthy of life
by honneamise May 20, 2024
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retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.
That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
by honneamise October 23, 2018
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beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D
How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
by honneamise October 29, 2018
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