honneamise's definitions

smuna

An adverb describing the increase physical displeasure at having a disease that is second only to Anaphalycticatardicon in its increasingly dangerous effects. Having smuna is a terrible afflication and people with the illness often appear ill, weak, pale and ghostly. Sort of like ryan sucks but worse. The only known cases of smuna have been discovered in a small town west of Melbourne, Australia. it is there that smuna has its roots. smuna frequently gets expanded to:
Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
AIDS

Hey look at that bloke with smuna
Smuna makes the world horrible
I wish that guy with smuna would die
If I wanted a disease to be cool, it would definitely NOT be smuna

by honneamise December 3, 2018

anaphalycticatardicon

Anaphalycticatardicon, or Urens Syndrome, named after the original host, is a rare disease that has only one known active case in the world.
With only one known case of Anaphalycticatardicon, very little information and research has been gathered about Urens Syndrome.
However more information is being gathered on a daily basis to develop a greater understanding of Urens Syndrome.

That guys has Anaphalycticatardicon
A recent outbreak of Anaphalycticatardicon was discovered in a small western Victorian town today
If you have Anaphalycticatardicon, you are probably a piece of shit and deserve to die

by honneamise April 16, 2018

imds

IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.

We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network

by honneamise May 20, 2024

beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D

How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?

by honneamise October 29, 2018

ryan sucks

Because he takes black semen in the pooper hole

ryan sucks cos

by honneamise January 16, 2018

beat the saber

To beat the saber is to feed the chickens. Masturbation. It was coined by someone playing a gay arse game called Beat Saber, which is akin to masturbation.

Hey that guy is beating the saber
If you are feeling sad, you should beat the saber
If you beat the saber, yours a wanker

by honneamise June 13, 2018

acronym app

The Acronym App is a handy utility, freely downloadable from your relevant app store on your device or computer. It details all of the useful acronyms for life that you may encounter. A terrific example is STD or spreading the data. The Acronym App will help you find all the useful acronyms in life, you will never need fear a discussion with an expert again, because you will be armed with the knowledge that any acronym, no matter how technical they get, throwing around shortened words like STD, AIDS, PVMA (Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS), BLM (Balls Lick Mine) and other relevant technical terms used in every day conversation.

I used the Acronym App to help out when I was talking to a venereal disease doctor who said I had PVMA and it really helped out

by honneamise April 14, 2021