Definitions by hoebag

downstairs 

a crotch area of a man or woman

"Dude! I totally saw her downstairs from under that skirt!"

downstairs by hoebag January 27, 2005

cold shorts 

When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).

"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"

cold shorts by hoebag January 27, 2005