Definitions by hititlong

bowler 

Some who plays golf and doesn't get the ball in the air.

That guy thinks he's Tiger Woods, even though he's a bowler.

bowler by hititlong February 3, 2006

astroglide surprise 

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

astroglide surprise by hititlong January 6, 2006

puller

A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.

It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.

puller by hititlong January 4, 2006

poopy pants

Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.

Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.

poopy pants by hititlong January 4, 2006

jackfest 

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.

1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest

jackfest by hititlong January 4, 2006

ediface

An erect penis, sticking out like a tall building.

Seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface.

ediface by hititlong January 4, 2006

pulling

Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.

"What are you doing right now?"

Pulling.

pulling by hititlong January 4, 2006