5 definitions by hipstirthepot

mobsterbate

verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .

Tony looked so hot in his Z Rock, I had to go home and mobsterbate.

by hipstirthepot March 12, 2015

S'morgasm

The highest point of excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure one gets while eating a chocolate, graham cracker, marshmallow confection also know by the colloquial term of "S'mores".

Everyone knew Sally had eaten more than her one rationed S'more when other campers saw her by the campfire having multiple s'morgasms.

Fuck you Ted and your European chocolate; I faked every s'morgasm.

by hipstirthepot March 12, 2015

fukuro

1. noun: The act of masturbating into a purse, preferably a designer handbag. Derived from the Japanese word for handbag. This is a popular fetish act among hipsters and gained popularity at about the same time when it became common to see celebrities carrying dogs in large, designer purses.

2. verb To masturbate into a handbag.

Bryn had the last laugh when she told Ethan that the bag he had just fukurod was actually a fake Gucci.

Hank stormed off of the set of his latest porno when he heard the fukoro scene was with last season's Louis.

by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015

semi-automatic ejector

noun: A term used for a man who can only orgasm when a gun is held in his mouth.

The next time I date a semi-automatic ejector, remind me to remove the bullets.

by hipstirthepot March 13, 2015

penetration h

noun: The act of having anal sex with an active case of hemorrhoids.

Dude, I think I need a blood transfusion after a night of penetration h.

by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015