Definitions by heywood

geeker

a marijuana joint laced with cocaine to intensify the high.

The geeker John smoked made his heart beat rapidly.

geeker by heywood March 24, 2005

hrm 

When ya just don't know what to say.....usually during an instant message or chat.

"I just don't care, how about you?"
"Hrm"

hrm by Heywood May 20, 2004

Velocity Express 

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

Velocity Express by Heywood May 20, 2004

counterstrike 

One of the most addicting FREE ONLINE multiplayer game. Public servers ruined by hackers.

That Fag Muffin Hacker Just Glock Headshot Me Through The Wall!!!

counterstrike by Heywood March 3, 2004

Redshirt 

Expendable characters. Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner.
Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.

"Oh no, that Redshirt just fell down the bottomless pit."
"Damn, find me another one."

Redshirt by Heywood June 16, 2003

welfare 

Social assistance for those unable or choosing not to work. Free money.

"Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!"

welfare by Heywood May 27, 2003

jizzmopper 

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003