9 definitions by herb311

A test to be preformed on a chick before eating her out. Finger her a bit and catch a whiff of your finger and you'll know if its safe to proceed.

Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil
Yo man i checked her oil and knew it was safe

or

Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.
by herb311 October 26, 2004
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Chucky Taylor, old school converse shoes.

They make excellent shoes for powerlifting as they have a flat sole and provide alot of foot support. Chucks are a very popular shoe in many powerlifting gyms across the country.

Remember sandlot?

There are three kinds of people who wear these shoes:

1) Dirty, stinky hippies

2) Powerlifters (and only in the gym)

3) Emo fags.
"Whats up with all those vegan suckas wearing chucks?"
by herb311 March 20, 2005
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Secretive way of talking about hot females.

See also WAFFLES
"I'm Hungry, lets go get some wings"

"I ate some wings last night, the sauce got all over my face, i can still taste it"
by herb311 September 9, 2004
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Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
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If someone has a 10,000 lb hand they are rather adapt at getting females to go down on them.

Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.
Wait, how'd you get a room full of virgin nuns to give you head?

I've got a 10,000 lb hand man
by herb311 March 24, 2005
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A girl who does not meet you or your friends standards. Due to many possible reasons, the main one being uglyness. It is also possible that she is crazy, plays head games, etc.

see also WINGS
by herb311 September 9, 2004
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Greatest band ever. period. awesome.

Lead singer did too much smack and died.
When you deal with sublime you get funky fresh lyrics.
by herb311 October 1, 2004
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