nigger mage

A black magician at a child's birthday party

Dad: Johnny is going to be 7 on Friday
Mom: I know I hired a nigger mage for the party!

by hahasuka April 06, 2017

Mud Rose

When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.

Olivier: How was the hook up with Sabrina?
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals

Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time

by hahasuka December 07, 2020

Ass Check

The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.

Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!

by hahasuka December 06, 2020

clean the barrel

it is when your push out the leftover semen out of your shaft after a fap shession

Last night I came so hard that I had to clean the barrel after

by hahasuka June 07, 2014

Hershey Dick

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit

I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick

by hahasuka November 29, 2017

College Paint Job

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.

Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you

by hahasuka June 04, 2020

Sperm Witch

A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.

Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you

by hahasuka December 07, 2020