The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.
Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!
by hahasuka December 07, 2020
by hahasuka June 07, 2014
When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
by hahasuka April 05, 2017
A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
When you hook up with a boy or girl and when you give them a rim job you instead eat Thai Express out of their asshole seductively (make sure not to make the food too spicy or else it will hurt).
Tinder Guy: Hey sexy mama I want to give you a Taste of Thighland
Isabelle: I am very interested in this, just make sure you don't put sriracha on the pad thai
Tinder Guy: I won't, get ready to step on the rollercoaster of pleasure.
Isabelle: I am very interested in this, just make sure you don't put sriracha on the pad thai
Tinder Guy: I won't, get ready to step on the rollercoaster of pleasure.
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 05, 2020