gus's definitions

thirty

A thirty pack of beers (thirty rack).

A thirty of natty light's only around $15.

by gus December 26, 2004

sumbitch

A dirty Redneck

"Ya Thievin sumbitch"

by Gus April 30, 2003

lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

by Gus November 10, 2004

place kicker

place kicker is a sex position, it is where the girl has one leg up and one foot on the floor, she is in the place kicking position while she is being penetrated from behind.

I pulled the place kicker on Kristina last night, it was nice.

by Gus January 21, 2004

mariphernalia

Paraphernalia for marijuana-related activities. This includes: pipes, bongs, rolling papers, stash boxes, eye drops and breath mints.

I never thought that those pages from my complimentary Book of Mormon would make such effective mariphernalia.

by Gus March 12, 2005

Inverse Metroid

A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."

1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)

by Gus September 27, 2007

tilgin

An african american reference in every sense of the word.

i bet you frank has a tilgen sized penis

by Gus January 21, 2004