gus's definitions

lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

by Gus November 10, 2004

mariphernalia

Paraphernalia for marijuana-related activities. This includes: pipes, bongs, rolling papers, stash boxes, eye drops and breath mints.

I never thought that those pages from my complimentary Book of Mormon would make such effective mariphernalia.

by Gus March 12, 2005

amphibian

the average freshie

grosssssss did u see that thing?! wat an amphibian

by gus July 9, 2003

Inverse Metroid

A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."

1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)

by Gus September 27, 2007

sot

An offensive term for one who drinks habitually, (drunkard).

That sot's passed out at nine for the fourth night in a row.

by gus December 26, 2004

gus

gus is the most coolest kid ur ever met even if he does eat alot of food and gets all the girls to say awwwi love u gus ur so huggable

Gus i love u "hugs" ur hugs are the best

by Gus December 18, 2004

sumbitch

A dirty Redneck

"Ya Thievin sumbitch"

by Gus April 30, 2003