squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

by grumpyboy September 14, 2005

up the shiter

to have anal sex with someone

hey guys steven did me up the shiter last night

by grumpyboy September 14, 2005

ponce

a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.

thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.

by grumpyboy September 14, 2005

blagger

British Prison slang for a bank robber

thats bill davis over there, hes a blagger, he robbed 3 post offices.

by grumpyboy September 14, 2005

one in the oven

a woman who is pregant

tracy that silly old sour faced tart shes got one in the oven

by grumpyboy September 14, 2005

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy November 20, 2005

cider lout

a old drunk who drinks cheap nasty cider to excess

Tom always drinks cider hes a cider lout.

by grumpyboy September 14, 2005