3 definitions by greyfrust
a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.
"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
by greyfrust September 19, 2009
a male who on occasion participates in strange activities, such as: water skiing and trying on women's shoes. a "ponce" may often be found wearing strange or moth-eaten fur hats, similar to one that 'light speed champion' wears. in response to a cuss from a "ponce", one would most likely say "shut up, gayboy" or "take that shit off your head".
MYLES: i'm thinking i might wear that furry hat out today.
JAMES: you think that will get you bare babes, init..that's so ponce.
MYLES: shut up, gay boy.
JAMES: at least i don't try on girls' shoes.
JAMES: you think that will get you bare babes, init..that's so ponce.
MYLES: shut up, gay boy.
JAMES: at least i don't try on girls' shoes.
by greyfrust August 26, 2009
a male who on occasion participates in queer activities, such as: playing star wars on the playstation and dressing up as a prostitute. A "gayboy" would most likely play a lot of sport (e.g football, rugby) because they are taking out their sexual frustration at having to get with girls when their sexual preference is men. They have girlfriends but secretly fancy their best friends. Some gayboys enjoy having their nails painted but others prefer to dye the tips of their hair bleach blonde.
MATTHEW: alright, baby girl? i fancy a film sesh tonight, 'Mean Girls' at yours, yeah?
JAMES: shut up, matt. you know that when cady and aaron get together at the end it makes me want benjamin even more..
MATTHEW: i understand jamie, baby, cady's hair makes me wish i was running my hands through Alexander's silky locks. damn, i wish he'd notice me and see me as more than his best friend.
JAMES (looks at his phone and groans): Eugh, I just got a text from my girlfriend. When will she realize I'm not into girls?!
MATTHEW (rolls his eyes): Honey, why are you going out with her?
JAMES: the same reason you're going out with Sophie, gayboy.
"i always knew those dudes were gayboys, but what's with the Simpsons obsession and listening to the Saturdays?"
JAMES: shut up, matt. you know that when cady and aaron get together at the end it makes me want benjamin even more..
MATTHEW: i understand jamie, baby, cady's hair makes me wish i was running my hands through Alexander's silky locks. damn, i wish he'd notice me and see me as more than his best friend.
JAMES (looks at his phone and groans): Eugh, I just got a text from my girlfriend. When will she realize I'm not into girls?!
MATTHEW (rolls his eyes): Honey, why are you going out with her?
JAMES: the same reason you're going out with Sophie, gayboy.
"i always knew those dudes were gayboys, but what's with the Simpsons obsession and listening to the Saturdays?"
by greyfrust November 23, 2009