7 definitions by gregor_y
(noun) A portmanteau combining SNOW and HOMIE, a snomie is one's ski or snowboarding buddy. Snomies can include both inner and outer circles of friends sharing the same love and enthusiasm for snow sports.
GF: Let's go for brunch and antiquing on Saturday!
Me: Can't, babe. The snomies are heading to Mary Jane to shred the gnar.
Me: Can't, babe. The snomies are heading to Mary Jane to shred the gnar.
by gregor_y March 6, 2017
The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!
Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
by gregor_y November 19, 2010
A person who stages an elaborate lie aimed at garnering attention, esp. with the intent of financial gain.
"Check this out - I got these crutches and this fake cast - I'm gonna try to get into the club for free."
"Dude. You are a total heene."
"Dude. You are a total heene."
by gregor_y October 18, 2009
Acronym for Snowing Like A Mother F***er, used to describe extreme winter weather conditions that are dangerous for driving but exquisite for snow-riding sports.
by gregor_y April 17, 2009
The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake
"Why so late?"
"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.
"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.
by gregor_y July 21, 2009
That inevitable bit of water that collects in the indentation on the bottom of an upside-down coffee mug in the dishwasher. Mugpuddles are often contaminated with detergent residues or other unidentifiable bits.
Generally considered to be unpreventable, mugpuddle alleviation requires the use of a dish towel to prevent the re-wetting of the dry dishes in the bottom rack.
Generally considered to be unpreventable, mugpuddle alleviation requires the use of a dish towel to prevent the re-wetting of the dry dishes in the bottom rack.
by gregor_y April 11, 2011
A pseudo-polite way of saying something is unpleasantly weird or unacceptable. Chiefly used in the midwestern United States.
by gregor_y July 11, 2008