great success's definitions

ultimate frisbee

An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.

In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.

My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.

by great success April 5, 2010

Agent Smith

Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.

We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.

by great success January 15, 2011

protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.

How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.

by great success March 29, 2010