great success's definitions

missus

What pussy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.

I'll have to ask the missus if I can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out.

by great success February 18, 2010

money

A powerful substance. A man's ability to get into pretty much any woman's pants is strongly correlated to the amount of this substance that he has.

I wish I had as much money as that guy. Even though he's a total douchebag, he's going home with a different woman from this bar pretty much every week.

by great success May 5, 2010

protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.

How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.

by great success March 29, 2010