great success's definitions

consumabot

An individual whose entire sense of self worth and sole purpose of existance is to consume as many goods as possible and dwindle the earth's resources to the greatest extent possible. They spend weekends at Wal-Mart, commute as far as they possible can during the week, lack hobbies and interests and spend what little free time they have when not comsuming watching 'reality' TV shows like Survivor and the Amazing Race. Also they generally live in a McMansion and have 2.4 kids.

The 905 region which surrounds Toronto is filled with consumabots.

by great success April 4, 2006

homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

by great success April 17, 2010

protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.

How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.

by great success March 29, 2010