2 definitions by grandadsteve1963
A Beeroff, Beer-off or Beer off is a colloquialism for an "OFF-LICENCE", commonly shortened to "Offy", a shop or other commercial outlet which is allowed to sell beer, wines and spirits to be consumed OFF the premises, unlike pubs, bars and similar places which are LICENCED to sell alcoholic beverages to be consumed ON the premises.
by grandadsteve1963 December 14, 2022
FITBIN. A euphemism for the Vagina, as In "hoping to get some fitbin at the pub tonight". First used In an issue of adult comic "VIZ". I am the recognised "inventor" of this word, as Viz Editor Graham Dury will confirm for any doubting Thomas's out there. I discovered It In a Viz "Fat Slags Wordsearch" where the goal was to find as many euphemisms as possible for a vagina. I was unsure about this word but added it to my list with a question mark. In the next issue of Viz, the word was used by both "Sweary Mary" and "Sid the Sexist", which prompted me to make an enquiry to Viz and indeed I 'm credited as the Inventor, although I'd prefer 'discoverer'. Editor Graham Dury recently stated that It remains his favourite swearword! (Steve Hoyland, Rotherham).
by grandadsteve1963 January 7, 2022