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A man whose moobs will actually get you wetter than the little mermaid was in that boat scene. Luke's have the incredible power of knowing exactly where the g spot is everytime. In Turkmen, Luke means "hymen-buster".
That's Luke
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
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A collection of tradition's from all sorts of European pagan holidays around the time of the Winter Solstice. It used to be a violent party, but somehow became a family holiday. The Church hated Christmas, until they realised that they could "convert" it to Christianity. They claimed that Jesus was born on this day and badaboom badabing, ba-humbug. Now it's alright, I suppose.
Child: Yay! It's Christmas! What did you get me daddy?
Man: Your not my son. I'll fucking buy you something when you earn it, you bastard.
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
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Jack is a wonderful, humble human being who will always care about your feelings. That being said, a Jack isn't afraid to show off his magic beans before planting his beanstalk. And yes, the stories are true.
My eggs were golden by the time Jack was finished with me.
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
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