3 definitions by gotspunk?!
A man whose moobs will actually get you wetter than the little mermaid was in that boat scene. Luke's have the incredible power of knowing exactly where the g spot is everytime. In Turkmen, Luke means "hymen-buster".
That's Luke
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
A collection of tradition's from all sorts of European pagan holidays around the time of the Winter Solstice. It used to be a violent party, but somehow became a family holiday. The Church hated Christmas, until they realised that they could "convert" it to Christianity. They claimed that Jesus was born on this day and badaboom badabing, ba-humbug. Now it's alright, I suppose.
Child: Yay! It's Christmas! What did you get me daddy?
Man: Your not my son. I'll fucking buy you something when you earn it, you bastard.
Man: Your not my son. I'll fucking buy you something when you earn it, you bastard.
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
Jack is a wonderful, humble human being who will always care about your feelings. That being said, a Jack isn't afraid to show off his magic beans before planting his beanstalk. And yes, the stories are true.
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016