6 definitions by gotgcoalman
by gotgcoalman April 17, 2018
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016
A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.
On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."
by gotgcoalman November 19, 2014
"See her over there? I wouldn't shag her she's a right flange tangler"
"I pulled her the other week.Didn't screw her though,she had a massive flange tangle!"
"I pulled her the other week.Didn't screw her though,she had a massive flange tangle!"
by gotgcoalman November 20, 2014
After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.
Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.
by gotgcoalman June 8, 2018
by gotgcoalman July 9, 2016