8 definitions by gonzo89cb
Ben: I'm so content
Jayne: Don't get too content
(30 seconds later)
Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
Jayne: Don't get too content
(30 seconds later)
Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
by gonzo89cb September 17, 2009
Guy 1: I stayed over at my girlfriends last night
Guy 2: Did you have spag bol for dinner? You still have stains around your mouth
Guy 1: Naa, I just went red water rafting
Guy 2: You're nasty. Get away from me. Your breath smells like iron
Guy 2: Did you have spag bol for dinner? You still have stains around your mouth
Guy 1: Naa, I just went red water rafting
Guy 2: You're nasty. Get away from me. Your breath smells like iron
by gonzo89cb September 17, 2009
When one has engaged in copulation for so long that they become exhausted. This may be in a few seconds for fat folk, or considerably longer for the Olympians out there
Girl: Can't we go again? Just for 5 more minutes?
Guy: Sorry Baby, I'm sexhausted. Wake me up in a few hours with a bacon sandwich to replenish my strength, then we'll talk.
Guy: Sorry Baby, I'm sexhausted. Wake me up in a few hours with a bacon sandwich to replenish my strength, then we'll talk.
by gonzo89cb April 3, 2010
The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.
The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.
The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.
Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?
Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!
Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!
by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009
Guy 1: Did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Naa, we were getting frisky and I was semitrating her, but didn't have a condom
Dude 1: Did you fuck her last night?
Dude 2: Well semitration occurred, but I was too drunk to carry on
Guy 2: Naa, we were getting frisky and I was semitrating her, but didn't have a condom
Dude 1: Did you fuck her last night?
Dude 2: Well semitration occurred, but I was too drunk to carry on
by gonzo89cb November 13, 2009
when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
by gonzo89cb October 22, 2010
A university where the bulk of students are made up of goons.
This may apply to any/all universities
This may apply to any/all universities
Guy 1: So what do you think?
Guy 2: You're friends are all wastemen. Baitly listen to Panic! at the Disco. What a gooniversity.
Guy 1: Yer.
Guy 2: You're friends are all wastemen. Baitly listen to Panic! at the Disco. What a gooniversity.
Guy 1: Yer.
by gonzo89cb April 3, 2010