goat's definitions

prostilitute

Someone who will say or do anything to spread their religion or point of view.

I was asleep when the doorbell rang.
It was some JW prostilitutes.
They just can't buy a clue.

by Goat December 13, 2004

What the fuck

a term which can only be proceeded by "PC load letter?" and is to be naturally follwed by "does that mean?"

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by goat September 12, 2004

Sloppy Tyson

A brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.

Hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.

by Goat September 14, 2003

1338

just that much better than 1337

1. wow, i just qwned that nub with my 1338 h4x.
2. i love you Britney spears, i wish i i was as 1338 as you!

by Goat November 11, 2002

Chevy Cavalier

A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.

(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...

by goat September 13, 2004

foobie

a term originated by me, describing my equally un-intelligent friends, or retarded people.

"Get back on the short bus you foobie."

by GOAT July 25, 2003

Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

by Goat May 4, 2004