gnostic3's definitions

kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

brownie

n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Before becoming politically verboten the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement.

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I ate a brownie yesterday. Very tasty.

RACIST!!!

by gnostic3 December 8, 2022

in silico

adj. Existing in a computer or other chip-based electronic device. Parallel term to “in situ” and “in vivo”. Often used metaphorically.

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Do you ever feel you are living your whole life in silico?

Yes. But I am a RPU68 robotic pleasure unit, you bad girl.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

hobo

n. Habitually poorly attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No, I see myself as more of a hobo than a debutante.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

blizzardboy

n. Canadian term for usually unemployed vagrant who is available to shovel out streets after a heavy snowfall, and, by extension, anyone asked to do any menial job because their usual work is trivial enough to leave undone.

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They need this blood down in OR 12!

Do not look at me! I am a nurse, not your blizzardboy.

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

hoggers

n. Ice curlers too weak to broom their shot rocks into the briar ring. Weaklings, fire dampers.

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You hoggers couldn't take out my stones with both hands!

Sweep this Canuck!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021