gnostic3's definitions

functional

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

instagran

n. Woman who becomes a granny at a young age, usually with little warning.

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Hey Matilda! I hear you are an instagran. What up? Like mother like daughter eh?

I will cut you!

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

mathmagician

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.

by gnostic3 December 31, 2014

hijinkery

v. Much needed verbification of “hijinks.”

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

japdicating

v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.

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I wonder how long it will be until we see Trump japdicating.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2019