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adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..
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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.
by gnostic3 May 19, 2021
Get the beefaced mug.place. Standing in the stagnant tawny waters of the Petitcodiak River, the most tidally-boring stream in the world, Moncton serves both as a bedroom annex for vibrant Shediac and as a diverticulum for the number two flowing from Halifax to Quebec. Briefly controlled by a pastoralist francophone population who wrested control of the terrain from its hunter-gatherer inhabitants who neglected to have their deed countersigned by Henry IV of France or the Pope, Moncton was, by 1713 solidly in the hands of British industrialists and a smattering of displaced fruit farmers longing to star in Longfellow poems.
Currently Moncton is home to many, many nature parks, a dearth of good Albanian eateries, and a world-class quarry which provides the marble bases for every Anne of Green Gables statuette sold in eastern PEI.
Two hospitals, when they aren’t feuding about who has the prettiest nurses, provide a host of services to Monctonites of all stripes including the Mi’kmaq who somehow were overlooked when the Europeans divied up the better land parcels and consequently spent 500 years standing out in the figurative blizzards getting literally frozen to death.
Speaking an odd joual, giving regional blocks to already sleeping orthopaedic patients, and preparing to move to Alberta are currently the most popular activities in Moncton but, with the completion of the new cannery on Butbutandan Street, stuffing unrecognizable bits of lobster into tins will soon put Moncton on the map.
Currently Moncton is home to many, many nature parks, a dearth of good Albanian eateries, and a world-class quarry which provides the marble bases for every Anne of Green Gables statuette sold in eastern PEI.
Two hospitals, when they aren’t feuding about who has the prettiest nurses, provide a host of services to Monctonites of all stripes including the Mi’kmaq who somehow were overlooked when the Europeans divied up the better land parcels and consequently spent 500 years standing out in the figurative blizzards getting literally frozen to death.
Speaking an odd joual, giving regional blocks to already sleeping orthopaedic patients, and preparing to move to Alberta are currently the most popular activities in Moncton but, with the completion of the new cannery on Butbutandan Street, stuffing unrecognizable bits of lobster into tins will soon put Moncton on the map.
What’s the difference between being a Moncton lobster trapper who works three months a year and a hobo?
120,000 dollars a year.
Canadian dollars?
Our, mais le taux de change est tres favorable.
120,000 dollars a year.
Canadian dollars?
Our, mais le taux de change est tres favorable.
by gnostic3 June 18, 2021
Get the Moncton mug.n. An unwelcome handshake in which one person is grasped awkwardly as if in a raptor’s talons.
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by gnostic3 February 10, 2023
Get the clawshake mug.n. A tangle of vehicles blocking a road in a National Park. Caused by idiotic drivers stopping to look at bears, waterfalls, nude hikers etc.
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by gnostic3 February 11, 2023
Get the bearjam mug.n. A sexual entanglement involving four adventurous people. Also a pile-up during the paralympics.
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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.
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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.
by gnostic3 February 14, 2023
Get the quadtangle mug.n. Bored person anxious to fill your time with pointless anecdotes garnered from a factually suspect memory bank.
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by gnostic3 December 15, 2025
Get the retiree mug.n. Triennial international sporting event involving homeless folks, people between income sources, and non-professional athletes. Opening soupcans with a rock, starting a fire from scratch, outrunning authorities, constructing shelters and clothing from sticks and plastic sheeting are but some of the featured events. Corporate and government sponsorship are, of course, prohibited, and betting is mandatory. Red Deer, Canada, is the permanent site for the HG.
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Wanna head over to Red Deer for the Hobo Games? We could pick up some well-sorted gravel while we are there and maybe look for dinosaur bones in the creek, or Hobo bones, which are more plentiful.
No. I think I’ll pass. Again.
No. I think I’ll pass. Again.
by gnostic3 December 15, 2025
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