gnostic3's definitions

vodkagraine

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

jumpbuck

n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.

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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?

by gnostic3 April 27, 2019

merdog

n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.

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Curses! Where be my chest full of doubloons? I wager my eyes that a scurvy merdog has spirited it clean away.

by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

toe drag

n. Ice hockey term referring to a deceptive offensive move involving a sweet feint and misdirection. Also a Canadian sexual move.

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You should have seen Oscar’s nice toe drag last night. I love the way that guy sets it up then scores five-hole.

He’s okay on the ice too.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

vagabondage

n. Unusual type of hoboerotic entertainment. Emphasis is usually on rusty chains or dirty binder twine confining scruffy drifters in saggy trapdoor drawers.

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Hey Hobo! Interested in appearing in some vagabondage flicks? No interesting thought-provoking scenes. Just mundane hoboeroticism.

Sorry. I don’t do banal.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2019

jewbilee

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022