gnostic3's definitions

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

franzpun

n. Delightful brief play on words intended to lighten the workday.

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Have you seen the new franzpun on the OR whiteboard?

No. Kind of busy with this ruptured AAA right now.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

ewetube

n. 1)Sausage made from female sheep meat.

2)Snug tanktop

3)Unusual sexual position.

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Hey Mabel. Wanna go to the farmer's market for some beer and a ewetube?

You'll have to be more specific.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

bluesprint

n. Simple plan one follows when constructing a basic, repetitious, boring blues song.

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Nice blues jam man. Very intricate. You did not just use a bluesprint.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

mathmagician

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.

by gnostic3 December 31, 2014

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

hijinkery

v. Much needed verbification of “hijinks.”

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022