gnostic3's definitions

jenesserate

v. To work ludicrously efficiently and intelligently.

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If we all jenesserate we will finish these operations early and can begin drinking heavily.
Ashleying is also acceptable ... but no obscene hats.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

brownie

n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Formerly the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement, but now all those usages are verboten and considered insensitive triggers.

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I enjoy eating brownies.

RACIST!

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022

jewbilee

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

jumpbuck

n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.

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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?

by gnostic3 April 27, 2019

merdog

n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.

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Curses! Where be my chest full of doubloons? I wager my eyes that a scurvy merdog has spirited it clean away.

by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021