gnostic3's definitions

cherry flavour

adj. Canadian term for anything, particularly sports commentary, that has a confused or impenetrable air.

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I miss the cherry flavour that “Coach’s Corner” used to have.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

cuttering

v. Informal term for performing any delicate surgical operation. Mainly used in Western Australia where it can also refer to shearing sheep.

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Bloody brutal bit of cuttering there Bruce. You blokes from Perth should stick to clipping and dipping sheep.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2019

functional

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

trumpet

adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.

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Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?

And my dream.

by gnostic3 December 12, 2016

overumbraging

v. Taking offence when obviously none was intended.

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My law firm wants to fire me because I said I liked to eat brownies. There were crumbs on my lips. Delicious crumbs.

Overumbraging. It’ll be the death of conversation.

You can’t say “death”. Major trigger.

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022