gnostic3's definitions

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

sesquicolon

n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.

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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.

Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2016

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

franzpun

n. Delightful brief play on words intended to lighten the workday.

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Have you seen the new franzpun on the OR whiteboard?

No. Kind of busy with this ruptured AAA right now.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

instagran

n. Woman who becomes a granny at a young age, usually with little warning.

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Hey Matilda! I hear you are an instagran. What up? Like mother like daughter eh?

I will cut you!

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

hijinkery

v. Much needed verbification of “hijinks.”

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022