473 definitions by gnostic3

mouth sweat

n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.

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I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!

by gnostic3 March 14, 2018

maradonair

n. Person who has fallen from god-like stature to normalacy through over-indulgence in the pleasures of life.

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How long before Ronaldo becomes a maradonair? Weeks? Days?

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

sesquicolon

n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.

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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.

Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2016

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2018