gnostic3's definitions

ob

n. Short form for "obituary". Used by young busy folk who don't have time for extraneous syllables.

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See the ob? Star died.

Shame.

Dit.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

franzpun

n. Delightful brief play on words intended to lighten the workday.

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Have you seen the new franzpun on the OR whiteboard?

No. Kind of busy with this ruptured AAA right now.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

trumpet

adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.

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Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?

And my dream.

by gnostic3 December 12, 2016

hankish

adj. Leaning toward totally excellent.Approaching being a super-celebrity in ways minor celebrities cannot even imagine. Often used sarcastically.

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You cleaned your room! Let me call the press. You are totally hankish.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

overumbraging

v. Taking offence when obviously none was intended.

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My law firm wants to fire me because I said I liked to eat brownies. There were crumbs on my lips. Delicious crumbs.

Overumbraging. It’ll be the death of conversation.

You can’t say “death”. Major trigger.

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022