gnostic3's definitions

franzpun

n. Delightful brief play on words intended to lighten the workday.

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Have you seen the new franzpun on the OR whiteboard?

No. Kind of busy with this ruptured AAA right now.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by intimate contact with dairy products.

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I warned you about that cheesy dip and now look at you. You got the cowvid. Who’s gonna marry you now?

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

functional

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

trudough

n. Money paid to corrupt politicians.

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Canada has committed to putting an end to trudough.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

maskless

adj. Idiotic. Uncaring. Uninterested in humanity or proper decotum.

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Look at that maskless idiot cut into line! I could just scream.

Actually he’s wearing a mask.

I was using the term in the new, general, sense.

by gnostic3 July 4, 2020

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022