gimmedatsammich's definitions

Gametrailers

The main site is fine, but the forums are a different story. One of the worst places to look for advice on the internet, only bested by, of course, 4chan. If you have a personal question to ask, don't look here. Typical answers to any question include:

1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.

OP-Hey guys, my best friend and I just had a fight, and I think I made him really mad. What should I do?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?

by gimmedatsammich January 17, 2009

Japanese Porn

Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.

He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.

by gimmedatsammich February 24, 2011

Slow walker

Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.

A slow walker is the equivalent of someone who does 30 MPH in the left lane in a 35 MPH zone.

by gimmedatsammich May 21, 2011

Administration

Those sad sacks of meat with questionable job titles who walk around high schools all day and tell kids to "quiet down!" and perform the essential duty of reprimanding teenage lovers for their PDA (Public Displays of Affection.) Usually the highest paid employees in the school district.

The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.

70 children were expelled that day.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

Infinite Campus

The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.

I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.

Fuck you Infinite Campus.

by gimmedatsammich March 9, 2011

30h!3

A band that produces music intended to be listened to while taking a large, steamy shit.

I had violent diarrhea the other day while listening to "House Party" by 30h!3.

by gimmedatsammich September 6, 2010

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012