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A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009
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Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011
Get the Eat shit and die mug.Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.
by gimmedatsammich May 21, 2011
Get the Slow walker mug.Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.
He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.
by gimmedatsammich February 24, 2011
Get the Japanese Porn mug.A class that saps all the fun out of music. You will start the year off excited and enthusiastic, but by mid semester, you'll be thinking, "Why the fuck did I take this class, again?"
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
After a semester of taking AP Music Theory and not being able to enjoy music anymore, Adam burned his textbook and dropped the fuck out of that piece of shit class.
by gimmedatsammich February 18, 2011
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My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012
Get the Quarter assed mug.The main site is fine, but the forums are a different story. One of the worst places to look for advice on the internet, only bested by, of course, 4chan. If you have a personal question to ask, don't look here. Typical answers to any question include:
1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.
1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.
OP-Hey guys, my best friend and I just had a fight, and I think I made him really mad. What should I do?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?
by gimmedatsammich January 17, 2009
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