gimmedatsammich's definitions
A class that saps all the fun out of music. You will start the year off excited and enthusiastic, but by mid semester, you'll be thinking, "Why the fuck did I take this class, again?"
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
After a semester of taking AP Music Theory and not being able to enjoy music anymore, Adam burned his textbook and dropped the fuck out of that piece of shit class.
by gimmedatsammich February 18, 2011
Get the AP Music Theorymug. Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.
He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.
by gimmedatsammich February 24, 2011
Get the Japanese Pornmug. A tactic used in horror movies to scare people, the jump scare is used by unimaginative filmmakers as a cheap method of frightening the audience; i.e, making them literally "jump" out of their seats. This device is being increasingly employed in modern horror movies, along with gratuitous amounts of gore, because the directors have forgotten how to actually scare people.
A scantily clad, bosomy teenager who hears a suspicious noise in her empty house on a rainy night while watching a movie gets up from the couch to investigate its source. Walking slowly, she calls out, "Is anybody there?" As she nears the kitchen, a black cat streaks across the hallway, accompanied by a loud, piercing measure of orchestral music. "Oh, whiskers, you silly cat, you scared me!" she says, breathing a sigh of relief. She turns around, anxious to get back to her movie, when an axe suddenly buries itself in her skull.
Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.
Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.
by gimmedatsammich April 6, 2011
Get the Jump Scaremug. A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009
Get the Pouchemug. The main site is fine, but the forums are a different story. One of the worst places to look for advice on the internet, only bested by, of course, 4chan. If you have a personal question to ask, don't look here. Typical answers to any question include:
1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.
1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.
OP-Hey guys, my best friend and I just had a fight, and I think I made him really mad. What should I do?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?
by gimmedatsammich January 17, 2009
Get the Gametrailersmug. by gimmedatsammich September 6, 2010
Get the 30h!3mug. Those sad sacks of meat with questionable job titles who walk around high schools all day and tell kids to "quiet down!" and perform the essential duty of reprimanding teenage lovers for their PDA (Public Displays of Affection.) Usually the highest paid employees in the school district.
The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.
70 children were expelled that day.
70 children were expelled that day.
by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012
Get the Administrationmug.