24 definitions by geek.neo

swineancial

a particularly greedy financial anything

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism

by geek.neo September 7, 2011

point of no response

the awkward point in a conversation where both participants realize that there is absolutely nothing left to talk about

i ran into my ex today, the conversation was pleasant enough but we very quickly reached the point of no response, and it was time to make up crummy excuses and get the hell out of there

by geek.neo April 14, 2010

shitter

the alternate and more accurate name for twitter, especially when used by someone known for talking crap

guess who's on shitter! man, that kevin trudeau sheets like it's nobody's business!

by geek.neo July 26, 2010

memento

from the film memento: the act of tattooing reminders on one's body

why do i always stress so much? i need to memento reinhold niebuhr's "serenity prayer"

by geek.neo May 14, 2010

naytheist

someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.

naytheists are *not* atheists.

missionary: do you believe in god?
person: yeah, but i'm a naytheist - please don't preach to me.

by geek.neo November 6, 2010

vogonize

turning good poetry into vogon poetry by reading it horribly.

*sticks fingers into ears* aaargh! he's reading "tyger, tyger" in a monotone and pausing in all the wrong places! did he just manage to vogonize blake??

by geek.neo December 21, 2011

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2011