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wordspew

chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.
student 1: psssst, did you get any of that? i can't follow...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...
by geek.neo December 18, 2010
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shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
by geek.neo September 12, 2010
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bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."
by geek.neo March 5, 2010
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naytheist

someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.

naytheists are *not* atheists.
missionary: do you believe in god?
person: yeah, but i'm a naytheist - please don't preach to me.
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
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twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)
"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
by geek.neo September 9, 2011
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swineancial

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism
by geek.neo September 8, 2011
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shitter

the alternate and more accurate name for twitter, especially when used by someone known for talking crap
guess who's on shitter! man, that kevin trudeau sheets like it's nobody's business!
by geek.neo July 26, 2010
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