geek.neo's definitions

wordspew

chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.

student 1: psssst, did you get any of that? i can't follow...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...

by geek.neo December 18, 2010

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.

I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!

by geek.neo September 12, 2010

chafe strafe

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.

are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach

by geek.neo September 27, 2010

shitter

the alternate and more accurate name for twitter, especially when used by someone known for talking crap

guess who's on shitter! man, that kevin trudeau sheets like it's nobody's business!

by geek.neo July 26, 2010

phallusophy

1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents

2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour

jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god

mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?

by geek.neo November 7, 2010

naytheist

someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.

naytheists are *not* atheists.

missionary: do you believe in god?
person: yeah, but i'm a naytheist - please don't preach to me.

by geek.neo November 7, 2010