geek.neo's definitions

chafe strafe

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.

are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach

by geek.neo September 27, 2010

memento

from the film memento: the act of tattooing reminders on one's body

why do i always stress so much? i need to memento reinhold niebuhr's "serenity prayer"

by geek.neo May 14, 2010

wordspew

chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.

student 1: psssst, did you get any of that? i can't follow...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...

by geek.neo December 18, 2010

shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.

I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!

by geek.neo September 12, 2010

supplementarian

also known as a technovore.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.

even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a supplementarian.

by geek.neo May 22, 2012

bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

by geek.neo March 5, 2010

naytheist

someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.

naytheists are *not* atheists.

missionary: do you believe in god?
person: yeah, but i'm a naytheist - please don't preach to me.

by geek.neo November 7, 2010