7 definitions by gambler325
After meeting Dave, I wanted to send him a friend request on Facebook. Dave told me that he did not have a Facebook account and that I will have to Ghost Friend him.
by gambler325 June 17, 2016
(Adj) - use to describe the feeling of loss due to upfriending. If a friend mine has been drained number of times, a person may go as far as to tattoo part of this word on their lower extremity
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
My friend Jason asked if his friend Glenn could come to dinner with us. After meeting Glenn, I had to upfriend him.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
(v) When a friend or relative's friend befriends you after meeting you. This is not as common as upfriending but does occur occasionally when the friend's friend realize you are a upgrade. This is the ultimate insult to the original friend or relative.
Eric and Christine reverse upfriend. Eileen and Johnny by inviting them to the neighborhood barbeque
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
(n) a device used to move drunk people from one location to another. The device is similar to a hand truck. the abbreviation stands for the Human Ass Mobile Assist Transport Unit
During the 2013 parade season, security required the use of the HAMATU to help get Heather to the end of the parade.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
(n) when two people who have mastered the art of upfriending, upfriend each other from the same friend mine or friend farm.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016