16 definitions by funkfunk

Michigan

Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.

I hate Michigan, it's boring as hell.

by funkfunk April 12, 2006

period

Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.

Mother: "Carrie! Get up, it's time to go to school!"
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."

by funkfunk April 12, 2006

Trent Reznor

1. Also See Sex

2. A drugridden superstar, who hated himself for years.

3. The Sole Purpose of The Trentzie Twins.

4. A truely intelligent, great individual.

1. I want Trent Reznor. HARD.

2. "Stop Taking that Cocaine, Trent!" -Me, '96

3. Trentzie Twins Activate!

4. "An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time." -Trent Reznor

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

awesome magawesome

Almost like awesome, or Awesome McPossum, but usually describing a nice butt, or a cool word.

Wow! Ty has an awesome magawesome ass! That's what you call a male badonkadonk!

by funkfunk April 12, 2006

Starfucker

1. The Main Idea of 'Starfuckers, Inc.', by Trent Reznor, or Nine Inch Nails.
2. Part of the song 'Professional Widow', By Tori Amos, most likely about Courtney Love.
3. Courtney Love
4. A groupie

1. "Starfuckers, now I belong...... I'm one of the chosen ones." - Trent Reznor, 'Starfuckers, Inc.'
2. "Starfucker just like my Daddy - yes, Starfucker just like my Daddy - yes." -Tori Amos, 'Professional Widow'
3. Courtney Love=Whore
4. I hate Groupies. Especially Nine Inch Nails' Groupies.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

george bush

A nickname for a Monkey who wears suits.

Damn! Is that another George Bush I see?! Where do all these monkeys get suits?

by funkfunk April 12, 2006

We're in this together now

A beautiful song by Nine Inch Nails, aka, Trent Reznor, about Love, or some suspect drugs, because of his deep addictions to drugs.
Contains a refrence to 'Heroes' by David Bowie.
Very nice to listen to, with your headphones blaring.

You, and me. We're in this together now.
None of them can stop us now.
We will make it through somehow.
You, and me.
Even after everything.
You're the Queen and I'm the King.
Nothing else means anything.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006