fubarderby's definitions

anti-chav

I am bigger than most chavs, so when a load of them (all about 14) tried to block my path on the pavement (because weze izz 'ard innit?), I punched the alpha-chav in the face without warning very hard and spread his nose across his face. He went down like a sack of spuds in front of me, so I "place kicked" his head. The others ran away because they were only used to pushing 12 yr-old goths around and not bigger people who fight back.

Someone call Rentokil to eradicate those chavs hanging around outside the village shop.

by fubarderby February 11, 2005

fox hunting

Country activity carried out by normal, wage-earning, mortgage/tax-paying people, but which is vilified by town-dwellers because foxes look cute and TV tells them that "people who hunt are toffs" (although why being a toff is bad is not clear - inverted snobbery).

Hunting is as much fun as it possible to have. It will probably get banned, but we will carry on doing it anyway. Much police, CPS and court time will be wasted on trying to enforce a ban, meanwhile real crime continues unabated.

The Meynall pack is meeting on Feb 19, but we are just "exercising the hounds".

by fubarderby February 9, 2005

intelligentsia

The intellectual elite, but the term only seems to apply in eastern european and some asian societies. People like Stalin and Pol Pot seemed to target this group for annhilation for no obvious (i.e. sane) reason.

Intelligentsia are the enemies of the people. Kill them all.

by fubarderby June 13, 2004

Baling twine

Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.

A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."

B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."

by fubarderby October 22, 2004

eiffel tower

Certainly the oldest, and also one of the world's largest pieces of scaffolding.

After 130 years, nobody can remember what it was put up for.

Nice piece of scaffolding. I wonder what it was meant for.

by fubarderby May 8, 2005

Ferrari

Penis extension for the sexually inadequate male. Long, red, throbs... Ferraris are so phallic.

I tried viagra, ginseng, spanish fly and they all failed, so I bought a Ferrari instead.

by fubarderby March 4, 2005

Trap

Toilet cubicle in Rolls-Royce. So called because they used to have trapdoors in the door at head height for foremen (supervisors) to open and check who was inside.

Don't use the third trap along, someone has spattered all up the walls.

by fubarderby April 25, 2011