2 definitions by friznani
possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.
1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?
2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
by friznani August 10, 2007
Future Fat Ass, abbreviated. Person who will one day refer to these as his/her "skinny days." Warning signs include muffin tops (for women) and man boobs (for men).
Your friend: "hey bro, i saw you humping that girl on the dance floor last night. you get her number?"
You: "yea, but i'm thinking long-term. i can't get involved with an FFA."
You: "yea, but i'm thinking long-term. i can't get involved with an FFA."
by friznani July 30, 2007