fred ressler's definitions

necessary

Everything in the past, including war was necessary, because it existed. This does not mean to say that it is necessary now or in the future.

People started to realize the basic game center could move to life support instead of death support and it was now necessary to work for only 6 hours per year instead of the current 2,000, to support war mongers.

by fred ressler January 15, 2008

NOPITA

NOPITA is an acronyn which stands for Natural Organic Pain in the Ass. Many pepole are considered NOPITA'S at home, school, work or in any relationship. Most often being a NOPITA is a reaction to the big NOPITA'S who are running the world.

Eddy was a NOPITA but he was just at a loss to fit into the NOPITA run world.

by fred ressler November 9, 2008

ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

by fred ressler April 16, 2017

philosophy

Philosophy is really simple. If one has no excess energy one can do nothing. If one has any excess energy one can do one of five things with any external or internal thing.
1. Interact with it in the here and now.
2. Put it aside for potential future interaction.
3. Recycle it.
4. "Dispose" of it.
5. "Ignore it."
This is all there is to anything.

Philosophy is simply anything one can imagine or do, and one can only do one of the above five things.

by fred ressler September 21, 2008

Pareidolia

Pareidolia is the phenomena of seeing faces/figures/forms in patterns; as opposed to where one normally sees faces/figures/forms (on animals including people/landscapes etc.)

Pareidolia is seeing what appears to the individual to be a representation of a face, figure, or form in the clouds, wood grain, marble, smoke, shadows, or any non-homogeneous area. It can also be an auditory phenomenon as in hearing white noise or a record played backward that sounds to the individual like words or a melody that isn't actually there.

by fred ressler September 19, 2008

SRM

SRM is an acronym for Stark Raving Mad. It's useful to use when confronted by SRM people, when one wishes to indicate their mental state to a friend, but not let the SRM person know what you are saying.

Eddy was buying shoes from a "nutcase" in a store and wanted to let his girlfriend know what he thought of the salesperson. He wispered to her "SRM," and she immediately knew what he was thinking; even though the salesperson had no idea.

by fred ressler November 1, 2006

parafiltrum

Parafiltrum is the name of the skin between the nose and the upper lip. This is a newly coined term. The filtrum is the name of the verticle two grooves in the center of the parafiltrum.

The parafiltrum is the name of the skin covered by a mustache.

by fred ressler October 21, 2008