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NOPITA

NOPITA is an acronyn which stands for Natural Organic Pain in the Ass. Many pepole are considered NOPITA'S at home, school, work or in any relationship. Most often being a NOPITA is a reaction to the big NOPITA'S who are running the world.
Eddy was a NOPITA but he was just at a loss to fit into the NOPITA run world.
by fred ressler November 9, 2008
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one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.
The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
by fred ressler August 20, 2007
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pitypataphysics

Pitypataphysics a newly coined term:
Pataphysics examines imaginary phenomena that exist in a world beyond metaphysics.
There is nothing imaginary about PityPataphysics which is beyond physics, metaphysics and pataphysics, because it is more real than real. At it's center core is consciousness which is more concrete and real than a cement block which is seen as a projection of consciousness as consciousness is seen as a projection of the cement block from the block's point of view. They create each other in a non-separated undivided manner. Each is like a whirlpool in a unified stream.
Jane was a pitypatphysics practitioner. She knew that if everyone practiced pitypataphysics war and it's underlying concept of duality would disappear.
by fred ressler July 31, 2017
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parafiltrum

Parafiltrum is the name of the skin between the nose and the upper lip. This is a newly coined term. The filtrum is the name of the verticle two grooves in the center of the parafiltrum.
The parafiltrum is the name of the skin covered by a mustache.
by fred ressler October 21, 2008
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Pareidolia

Pareidolia is the phenomena of seeing faces/figures/forms in patterns; as opposed to where one normally sees faces/figures/forms (on animals including people/landscapes etc.)
Pareidolia is seeing what appears to the individual to be a representation of a face, figure, or form in the clouds, wood grain, marble, smoke, shadows, or any non-homogeneous area. It can also be an auditory phenomenon as in hearing white noise or a record played backward that sounds to the individual like words or a melody that isn't actually there.
by fred ressler September 19, 2008
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SRM

SRM is an acronym for Stark Raving Mad. It's useful to use when confronted by SRM people, when one wishes to indicate their mental state to a friend, but not let the SRM person know what you are saying.
Eddy was buying shoes from a "nutcase" in a store and wanted to let his girlfriend know what he thought of the salesperson. He wispered to her "SRM," and she immediately knew what he was thinking; even though the salesperson had no idea.
by fred ressler November 1, 2006
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philosophy

Philosophy is really simple. If one has no excess energy one can do nothing. If one has any excess energy one can do one of five things with any external or internal thing.
1. Interact with it in the here and now.
2. Put it aside for potential future interaction.
3. Recycle it.
4. "Dispose" of it.
5. "Ignore it."
This is all there is to anything.
Philosophy is simply anything one can imagine or do, and one can only do one of the above five things.
by fred ressler September 21, 2008
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