fred ressler's definitions

parafiltrum

Parafiltrum is the name of the skin between the nose and the upper lip. This is a newly coined term. The filtrum is the name of the verticle two grooves in the center of the parafiltrum.

The parafiltrum is the name of the skin covered by a mustache.

by fred ressler October 21, 2008

necessary

Everything in the past, including war was necessary, because it existed. This does not mean to say that it is necessary now or in the future.

People started to realize the basic game center could move to life support instead of death support and it was now necessary to work for only 6 hours per year instead of the current 2,000, to support war mongers.

by fred ressler January 15, 2008

NOPITA

NOPITA is an acronyn which stands for Natural Organic Pain in the Ass. Many pepole are considered NOPITA'S at home, school, work or in any relationship. Most often being a NOPITA is a reaction to the big NOPITA'S who are running the world.

Eddy was a NOPITA but he was just at a loss to fit into the NOPITA run world.

by fred ressler November 9, 2008

philosophy

Philosophy is really simple. If one has no excess energy one can do nothing. If one has any excess energy one can do one of five things with any external or internal thing.
1. Interact with it in the here and now.
2. Put it aside for potential future interaction.
3. Recycle it.
4. "Dispose" of it.
5. "Ignore it."
This is all there is to anything.

Philosophy is simply anything one can imagine or do, and one can only do one of the above five things.

by fred ressler September 21, 2008

quantum entwinement

Quantum entwinement occurs when you think of someone and they are with you.

Jane thought of a friend and for a moment they had quantum entwinement.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017

ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

by fred ressler April 16, 2017

one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 20, 2007