7 definitions by franksinatra

1. When you cut a hole in the cold icy lake and insert your penis into it.

2. shortening of cold sandwich

3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is unpleasant
1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a cold sandy after ice fishing.

2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a cold sandy.

3. Stop acting like cold Sandy and have sex with Jacob!
by franksinatra August 20, 2006
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you say the g-word instead of gay, because for some reason, gay guys don't like it when you use gay and they'll say gay slurs to you which you probably won't understand because you're straight.
Straight Frank: Man, Justin Timberlake is such a gay.
Gay Joey: OMG, I can't believe you just said the g-word you silly girl, now you must be punished, ahah!
by franksinatra November 19, 2006
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1. The correct McDonalds term for the male reproductive organs, (sausage) being the penis and (mcballsack) being the testicles. The mcbalsack, when placed into the mouth, will consequently eject a sticky syrupy substance commonly equated with mansauce or cum.

2. A slang term for the sausage mcgriddle to further express the digustingness of its taste, texture, and stickyness when place in the mouth.
1. Drive thru orderer: "I'll have two sausage mcballsacks with extra mansauce, please."
Drive thru worker: "Do you mean two sausage mcgriddles with extra syrup?"
Drive thru orderer: "Gimme my mcfood before I chop off your mcballsack."

2. After having that delectable hot sandy from Tyler's mom last night, the sausage mcballsack tasted like the inside of David Hasselhoff's skin tight speedo.
by franksinatra May 2, 2007
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Drunk Redneck Hick: Did you see the UT-Vandy game last night?
Wayne Jism: Yeah, I had two orangegasms in an hour, it was so fresh!

by franksinatra March 19, 2007
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1. A penny or bib that is pink in color and smells bad because it has been sweated in, whether it be vagina sweat or non-vagina sweat.

2. Slang for a woman's vagina, usually associated with the foul smell that is emitted from the female reproductive organ
1. Soccer Coach: Each of you four, put on a pink stinky, we are playing the Clevand Browns.

Soccer Players: No thanks, those bibs smell like Slutty Susan's vagina sweat.

2. Horny Bobby: I would totally suck on Slutty Susan's pink stinky if she would let me.

Normal Nick: Dude, you are fucking sick, her pussy smells like a class-one pink stinky.
by franksinatra March 19, 2007
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The feeling, very similar to a orgasm, that a Univeristy of Tennessee fan or player gets when thier school does something good.
Dirk: Did you see the UT-Vandy game last night?
Jism: Yeah, I had two orangasms in an hour, it was so fresh!
by franksinatra November 19, 2006
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1. When you dig a hole in the warm beach sand and insert your penis into it.

2. shortening of hot sandwich

3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is incredibly good-looking
1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a hot sandy at his private nude beach.

2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a hot sandy.

3. I had sex with hot Sandy last night.
by franksinatra August 16, 2006
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