1 definition by fillbaybay
to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
by fillbaybay November 14, 2010