fatbox's definitions

be's wits

to be with someone; hook up.

I got be's wits from that female last nite

by fatbox November 28, 2005

brain damage

After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.

"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.

by Fatbox January 4, 2006

sneaky be's wits

Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.

Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?

by fatbox November 28, 2005

mouth hug

A nice way of saying oral sex or blow job.

"Yo, dude. I'm totally getting a mounth hug from Melissa tonite!" Matt said to Elijah as they walked through the quad.
"How are you so sure?" Elijah asked.
"Well I saw her earlier and told her that she looked pretty today." Matt answered.
"Didn't she give Russ and Seth mouth hugs last weekend?" Elijah inquired.
"Yeah, she's a total slut, but she sure gives good mouth hugs." Matt said.
"I heard she gave Jeremy a mouth hug when he was sick in bed." Elijah added. The two friends laughed and enjoyed the rest of the day.
Arlington, VA
1997-2001
every Thursday through Sunday and ever other Monday (sometimes Tuesdays)(you know what I mean, right?)
True Story

by Fatbox October 2, 2006

method

The name given to the technique by which a male tucks his erect penis into the waistline of his pants (or shorts) so as to not publicly show his erection.

If masturbating and the doorbell rings you must bust the METHOD so that whomever is at the door does not see your erection.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

Good morning

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

by Fatbox October 8, 2006