8 definitions by fartwilly

Fart Off

A competition between two or more people to see who can do the most farts in a given time period, also taking into account factors such as loudness and smelliness.

My mate and I had a fart off the other day, and I was trying so hard to squeeze them out that I shat myself.

by fartwilly December 9, 2016

open house

The act of taking a shit with the toilet door open so everyone can smell it.

Tom did an open house and everyone got angry because it stunk.

by fartwilly December 8, 2013

Naked Shit

When you are wearing no shirt and just pants and you go to pull your pants down to take a shit and you suddenly become naked, hence the naked shit.

I was about to go swimming but needed to shit so I went to the toilet and pulled off my boardies and there I was taking a naked shit.

by fartwilly January 5, 2014

No Escape

When you and your friend do a poo simultaneously in both the upstairs and downstairs toilet of a household, leaving the residents at the time with no chance of escaping the smell.

After my brother and I had a coffee and cigarette together, we were left with no choice but to pull a no escape on the rest of the family.

by fartwilly January 16, 2019

halfwayer

When you really need to shit and by the time you get to the toilet, the shit is already halfway out your asshole.

I am glad I made it to the toilet in time, because I already had a halfwayer out my asshole!

by fartwilly December 8, 2013

Woo

When you do a wee and a poo at the same time, whether you are standing up or sitting down.

Guess what guys? I just did a woo but I was standing up so it went everywhere!

by fartwilly January 5, 2014

Clog Flush

The act of preventing the toilet from getting clogged by flushing halfway into the wiping stage and continuing wiping after.

I did a huge smearing shit that went all over my cheeks, so in order to not clog the toilet with paper, I did a clog flush halfway through and finished off the job after.

by fartwilly January 5, 2014