2 definitions by fartonQ

cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.

Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.

by fartonQ November 9, 2010

dive bar

A scummy bar whose patrons are primarily on the prowl for a one night stand

I'm pretty desperate for some action bro, I think I'm gonna hit up a dive bar tonight and hope for the best.

by fartonQ May 31, 2010