erik's definitions

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

yellocaust

It's kind of like the holocaust, but they are to cowardly(or "yellow") to actually kill the jews, so they just make fun of them from a car as they drive by doing 80.

My friend and I drove by the synagogue and committed a yellocaust.

by erik September 8, 2004

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

dip

to leave somewhere, a suggestion to depart

you wanna go? Let's dip.

by Erik August 12, 2003

T-rav

a person with a troll fetish

Why is he staring at my trolls? Because hes a T-rav!

by Erik February 2, 2005

Fred Astaire

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.

A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.

by Erik November 11, 2003