erik's definitions

Fred Astaire

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.

A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.

by Erik November 11, 2003

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

balls to the wind

when one is running a race and his shorts ride up in the breeze, letting a ball hang low. thus, the balls are in the wind.

when i ran the mile in gym class, i went balls to the wind on the final stretch

by erik December 1, 2003

T-rav

a person with a troll fetish

Why is he staring at my trolls? Because hes a T-rav!

by Erik February 2, 2005

dip

to leave somewhere, a suggestion to depart

you wanna go? Let's dip.

by Erik August 12, 2003

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003