erik's definitions

bean queen

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys

Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.

by Erik November 9, 2004

raka

To shave something. May be used at any time, for any purpose.

* moh rakar jayzon
<jayzon> Fear j00 w00t sk1llz

by Erik August 4, 2003

lets go

a song stolen from ozzy osbourne ( crazy train). Lil Jon just added some bass.

the original is infinitely better.

by erik April 9, 2005

e-bail

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

by Erik December 16, 2003

kurche

a white person who thinks they're black. syn for wigger.

usually spotted using language such as, but not limited to: son, dawg, playa, killa. the phrases 'lemme at holla at that' and 'brrrrra killa' and the overuse of the word 'yo'

yo Anthony's such a kurche. look at him tryin to be black again

by Erik November 9, 2004

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003