erik's definitions

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

yellocaust

It's kind of like the holocaust, but they are to cowardly(or "yellow") to actually kill the jews, so they just make fun of them from a car as they drive by doing 80.

My friend and I drove by the synagogue and committed a yellocaust.

by erik September 8, 2004

bean queen

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys

Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.

by Erik November 9, 2004

lets go

a song stolen from ozzy osbourne ( crazy train). Lil Jon just added some bass.

the original is infinitely better.

by erik April 9, 2005

raka

To shave something. May be used at any time, for any purpose.

* moh rakar jayzon
<jayzon> Fear j00 w00t sk1llz

by Erik August 4, 2003

grow a set

Stop acting cowardly. Ie, get some nuts.

Dude, stop acting like a pussy and grow a set!

by Erik March 3, 2004

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003