20 definitions by enkephalin07

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
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It's an archaic Japanese interjection meaning 'yea', 'uh huh'. In modern Japanese fiction it's used similar to いい (ii) in that it can be used as an affirmative or positive ("Yes, that's good"), noncommittally or resignedly ("fine, alright") or dismissively ("Enough!")
"Do you want to play shougi"?
"Umu, I sure do! Where shall we play?"
by enkephalin07 April 27, 2021
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In military parlance it means anything crappy coming from the top of the chain of command will hit everyone down to the bottom. This includes dumbass decision making, disciplinary actions, or simply a superior taking his frustrations out on subordinates.
Privates, I'm knee deep in your ass right now because the 1st Sgt was knee-deep in my ass this morning, and shit rolls down hill!
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
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The fear that something terrible will happen to someone close to you just because they're close to you.

Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.
Kyle swore he would never let anyone die like her. But he and Pete, Bruce and Ben have been occupied with fridge anxiety ever since.
by enkephalin07 April 8, 2016
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Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.
"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
by enkephalin07 November 26, 2015
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A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.
"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."
by enkephalin07 November 27, 2015
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1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 November 28, 2015
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