eminem's definitions

Brittany Murphy

creepy bitch who thinks Ashton kutcher still loves her.

Brittany: "I love Ashton! and he loves me!"
Ashton:" I don't love her we are sort of friends"

by Eminem July 12, 2003

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

Tek

Tek-9, a machine pistol similar to a Mac-10 or an Uzi. See also gat.

I heard you rappin bout ya tek on ya dresser (Jay-Z).

by eminem November 6, 2003

tek-9

Popular machine pistol among thugs; see tek.

by eminem November 6, 2003

Led Zeppelin

The closest we've come to God.

B-B-B-B-B--B-B-BB-BABY! B-B-Baby, I got to leave you.

by Eminem December 2, 2003

lab

dr. dre's studio(like r.kelly's kitchen)

i've been in the lab with a pen and a pad tryin to get this damn lael off

by eminem August 29, 2003