Definitions by eminem

tek-9 

Popular machine pistol among thugs; see tek.

tek-9 by eminem November 6, 2003

Wank Seance 

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

Wank Seance by Eminem October 14, 2003

lab

dr. dre's studio(like r.kelly's kitchen)

i've been in the lab with a pen and a pad tryin to get this damn lael off

lab by eminem August 29, 2003

Brittany Murphy

creepy bitch who thinks Ashton kutcher still loves her.

Brittany: "I love Ashton! and he loves me!"
Ashton:" I don't love her we are sort of friends"

Brittany Murphy by Eminem July 12, 2003

Fugee naps 

Literally, refugee naps. Refers to extremely bad "naps," as in "nappy hair," a derogatory term for African-American hair. (Derived from nap, as in, the relative fuzziness of a paint-roller or carpeting.)

Jason: "Go tell Ms. Page, 'Nice fugee naps.'"
Karl: "Okay."

(Karl is subsequently suspended from school.)

Fugee naps by Eminem June 12, 2003

hoosegow

n. jail or prison

No time for the piggies or the hoosegow.

hoosegow by Eminem June 12, 2003

D-town

Detroit, Michigan
We're going to kill you

I am from Detroit.

D-town by Eminem May 16, 2003