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A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.
"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"
by edacious August 16, 2008
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