ebuygum's definitions

uma

preceding exclamation made to show the pain on any part of the body that you have just hurt

a mix of ooh and my = uma

After walking into table side and hurting one's manhood = uma cock!!!

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek

(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.

Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush

by ebuygum April 24, 2009

Groinding

The act of grinding one's groins together during foreplay.

Hey babe, how about a little mutual groinding to get things going?

by ebuygum April 20, 2009

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette

Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

just the billet

From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria

Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase

A statement of agreement!

(Ali) Adam has got 20 odd tinnies coming in this weekend - do you want some - quid a tin?

(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4

(Ali) just the billet!

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

hrumph

pronounced "herumf"

UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something

..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!

(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid

(2) hrumph!!

by ebuygum April 22, 2009