ebuygum's definitions

Groinding

The act of grinding one's groins together during foreplay.

Hey babe, how about a little mutual groinding to get things going?

by ebuygum April 20, 2009

bill wobble dagger

Slang for William Shakespeare - shortening or amending all three parts of his name
bill = william
wobble = shake
dagger = spear(e)

(Clive) We're going to see the scottish play by wotsis face?

(Boris) you mean bill wobble dagger?

(Clive) eh!

by ebuygum April 21, 2009

humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety

Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers

by ebuygum April 21, 2009

cashminster

The name given to a stumbled upon very wealthy looking village, the kind where every other house has a thatched roof and helicopters in garages are two a penny.

The kind of place where you know everyone has axminster carpets.

Wow, looks like we stumbled into cashminster - nice gaff m'lord!

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek

(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

uma

preceding exclamation made to show the pain on any part of the body that you have just hurt

a mix of ooh and my = uma

After walking into table side and hurting one's manhood = uma cock!!!

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette

Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata

by ebuygum April 22, 2009