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by ebuygum April 20, 2009
Get the Groinding mug.(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her
(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her
(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the have a jessie mug.An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.
Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!
That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
by ebuygum April 24, 2009
Get the whirly splat mug.Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.
Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the shittata mug.preceding exclamation made to show the pain on any part of the body that you have just hurt
a mix of ooh and my = uma
a mix of ooh and my = uma
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the uma mug.From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria
Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase
A statement of agreement!
Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase
A statement of agreement!
(Ali) Adam has got 20 odd tinnies coming in this weekend - do you want some - quid a tin?
(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4
(Ali) just the billet!
(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4
(Ali) just the billet!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the just the billet mug.Taken from a "dave" person who used to say hiya to all and everyone in rather a shrill voice - the term then rolled round in that everyone would then say "hiya dave" to him mimicking his shrill voice
hiya or "hiya dave" then also came to be used to mark an act of outstanding stupidity or incompitence - followed by the sticking of the tongue in the lower lip (like in the spacker call)
Used in the similar vein as "der" would be used
hiya or "hiya dave" then also came to be used to mark an act of outstanding stupidity or incompitence - followed by the sticking of the tongue in the lower lip (like in the spacker call)
Used in the similar vein as "der" would be used
1(Adam) Help i've just just got my rubber stuck up my nose
(Sean) hiya dave(nmmner) what you do that for?
2. hiya, you're such a retard!!
(Sean) hiya dave(nmmner) what you do that for?
2. hiya, you're such a retard!!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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