14 definitions by ebuygum

From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria

Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase

A statement of agreement!
(Ali) Adam has got 20 odd tinnies coming in this weekend - do you want some - quid a tin?

(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4

(Ali) just the billet!
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A word to describe a good male orgasm during sex
ooh here it comes ............ urglesplurge
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Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata
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Taken from a "dave" person who used to say hiya to all and everyone in rather a shrill voice - the term then rolled round in that everyone would then say "hiya dave" to him mimicking his shrill voice

hiya or "hiya dave" then also came to be used to mark an act of outstanding stupidity or incompitence - followed by the sticking of the tongue in the lower lip (like in the spacker call)

Used in the similar vein as "der" would be used
1(Adam) Help i've just just got my rubber stuck up my nose

(Sean) hiya dave(nmmner) what you do that for?

2. hiya, you're such a retard!!
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preceding exclamation made to show the pain on any part of the body that you have just hurt

a mix of ooh and my = uma
After walking into table side and hurting one's manhood = uma cock!!!
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Slang for William Shakespeare - shortening or amending all three parts of his name
bill = william
wobble = shake
dagger = spear(e)

(Clive) We're going to see the scottish play by wotsis face?

(Boris) you mean bill wobble dagger?

(Clive) eh!
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A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
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