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Groinding

The act of grinding one's groins together during foreplay.
Hey babe, how about a little mutual groinding to get things going?
by ebuygum April 20, 2009
mugGet the Groindingmug.

uma

preceding exclamation made to show the pain on any part of the body that you have just hurt

a mix of ooh and my = uma
After walking into table side and hurting one's manhood = uma cock!!!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the umamug.

whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
by ebuygum April 24, 2009
mugGet the whirly splatmug.

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the shittatamug.

urglesplurge

A word to describe a good male orgasm during sex
ooh here it comes ............ urglesplurge
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the urglesplurgemug.

hrumph

pronounced "herumf"

UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something
..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!

(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid

(2) hrumph!!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the hrumphmug.

kerry packered

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the kerry packeredmug.

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