2 definitions by eTX

goad

penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D

would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!

by eTX October 15, 2004

dial up

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.

I feel ill. Im going to go dial up.
I got dial up all over my bathroom!

by eTX October 31, 2004