e's definitions

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude

by E March 16, 2003

black ice

1: In cyberpunk terms, any type of malware. Viruses, trojans, spyware,etc.

2: In normal boring everyday terms, the ice that covers black pavement, typicallly almost impossible to spot during the night and easily slipped on.

Just switching to Mozilla helps you avoid a lot of black ice.

I busted my ass on the black ice outside of Ruby Tuesday's.

by e April 19, 2005

madre fucka

This term is simply taking the word mother and saying it in Spanish and adding the slang word for fucker at the end. This is obviously a spin off of mother fucker, but it is just a funnier way of saying it.

"What in the shit suck is happ'nin' madre' fucka?"

by E April 1, 2005

skunk

verb. To beat badly, as in a race or sport.

Did the Cowboys win last night?
No way! They got skunked!

by E October 1, 2004

Fade To Black

to you idiots out there who think that metallica wrote Fade To Black about suicide are sadly mistaken. They wrote the song about guitar amps that were stolen from them

life it seems will fade away.. drifting further everyday

by E December 27, 2004

waffling

To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.

When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.

by E August 21, 2004