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madre fucka

This term is simply taking the word mother and saying it in Spanish and adding the slang word for fucker at the end. This is obviously a spin off of mother fucker, but it is just a funnier way of saying it.
"What in the shit suck is happ'nin' madre' fucka?"
by E April 1, 2005
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short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.
"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"
by E February 21, 2005
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sho'nuff

to agree with ones ideas or beliefs, or to acknowledge being talked to.
playa 1. awww shit nigga, i dun hit dat pussy up quick

playa 2. Sho'nuff nigga
by E July 30, 2003
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pop the trunk

(v.) to open the trunk of ones vehicle with an ulterior motive, such as getting a weapon or showing off a sound system
"If he keep on talkin' shit, I'm fixin' to pop the trunk." - Pimp C of UGK
by E June 30, 2003
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The Ancient Ones

The Ancient Rulers of the Darkness, in a time before Time, when no Light existed. They who were slain by The Elder Gods, namely Marduk, begotten son of The Father Enki; Marduk who is Lord of Lords and Magician of Magicians, First Born and Ruler of The Elder Gods, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Word, The Magic Number and The Magic Shape and were cast into the eternal Abyss, The Netherworld, called Hades and Absu.

From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.

The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.

Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.

Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.
The Elder Gods did War in Heaven with The Ancient Ones, so as to create Light out of Supreme Darkness and the Heavens and The Earth and all that dwell therein.
by E April 6, 2005
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brick city

Tha livest city in Dirty Jerzee homey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Consists of 5 wards, has an airport, and a busy downtown section. I rep Da Brickz all day every day so hoffa @ cha boi.
I kno a hundred bloodz a hundred crips nikka i'm from New-ark, Newark!
by e February 10, 2005
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daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.
by E April 7, 2005
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