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Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

VSDs

Stands for the Very Secret Diaries. A parody fic of Lord of the Rings by Cassie Claire.

"OMG, have you read the VSDs yet? They're sooooo funny!"
(this is how I first heard about them)

by E October 9, 2004

skummer buss

A word said when a sudden and unexpected rousal of an emotional rush of energy comes about abruptly and the index finger of one of the hands is placed under the bottom lip and moved up and down with excessive vigor so as to make the lip flap up and down rapidly with an accompanying smacking sound.

variants: boo boo muss, skummer skuss, skummer skyuss, skummer biss, biss boo muss, boo boo biss

Man, o man. That was funny..."SKUMMER BUSS!!!"

by E March 23, 2005

candy-flipping

doing acid and mdma (ecstacy) at the same time

dude, last week i went candy-flipping, i was tripping balls

by E February 10, 2005

%

What happens when a woman with big titties puts on a seat belt

69%

by E September 17, 2019

punani

1) Hawaiian word for an unhygenic (stanky) female
2) a sacred word used to warn other men of your mistakes

make your best godzilla face, point your arm, and scream "PUUUUUU-NAAAAAA-NIIIIII!!!"

by E March 15, 2005