duncan's definitions

Coopers

Greatest Brewers in the entire world, famous for their Pale Ale amongst others.

Fuck oath this is a great brew, must be a coopers.

by Duncan September 7, 2003

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

Beef

A slang word for pot (cannabis)

You gettin any beef the night man

by Duncan December 5, 2003

sladge

A lot of available women in one place- the collective noun for slags.

plenty of boss-quality sladge on lark lane tonight
check out the sladge in there

by Duncan April 7, 2004

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 8, 2004

jock

The term jock is commonly used by self confessed anti-socialists.

Skaters frequently use this term, as they are jealous of the more popular, better sports people. Although these people tend to think too highly of themeselves, they tend to succeed in gaining a number of the opposite sex as dedicated followers, of which outsiders are jealous of.

by Duncan February 26, 2005

shag

1.(N) A seabird

2.(V) To engage in sexual intercourse

3.(Adj) Not very good

We took our binoculars and went out looking for a shag on the cliffs. While we were there we decided to have a shag on the cliffs. Unfortunately the weather was shag on the cliffs.

by Duncan July 18, 2004