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The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,
Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.
by drunkaholic August 13, 2012
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Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..
I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.
by drunkaholic September 23, 2010
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