drunk's definitions

Surprise Sex

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

by drunk April 8, 2003

Zoomed

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

by Drunk May 4, 2018

Bis

A Kr0ean who says he is not a whale.

"Hey whale!" "I'm not a whale!"

by Drunk June 15, 2004

bush

hairy vagina, wait, not necessarily hairy, just vagina

damn I'd like to get into that bush

by drunk November 17, 2002

shawkenaw

1. To pummel one with extreme force and at a great advantage
2. Deliver the pain with ease
3. Spread mass destruction on a drunken rampage

We sure gave those 6 year olds the shawkenaw when they wouldn't give us their candy.

by drunk April 9, 2003

shyt

1. Used in an attempt to sound 'cool' when typing 'shit'
2. Poo
3. crap, rubbish,
4. a word used when emotions of annoyence occur
5. when one mucks up or hits their humerous bone

<reporter> "what is your opinion of the situation in Iraq?"
<drunk shyt head> ..is all complete shyt mate

by drunk November 15, 2003

up

available online

I put up the picture of you diddling yourself; the whole internet has seen it now.

by drunk November 17, 2002