poo valve

the hole; including flap, rim and tunnel, through which mammals launch poo and related solid and gaseous matter.

an exit not an entrance

an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)

the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood
Dude 1: dude wats up? u look like crap.
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 07, 2009
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money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
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chest taco

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco
Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.
by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009
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ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
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aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 07, 2009
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anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist
Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
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stupify

to dazzle someone with beauty and classiness so overwhelming as to cause a brief period of dazed confusion followed by overwhelming joy and delight

what all the bitches at my funeral will be when they get a load of my solid gold plated double wide coffin with white silk lining and 24's with spinners all remote controlled up so it rolls and bounces and shit
Latreace: bitch was u at fishers funeral/bbq? i heard it was slammin.

Latrell: No bitch that shit was crazy. i was all stupify up. i wish that nigga never died.

Latreace: anotha nigga gone, anotha nigga gone.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
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