24 definitions by drpoonandtheteenangels
when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco
by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009
One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
the circumstance whereby bitches are inexplicably drawn to a dude solely due to his having fro'd up before hitting the club
the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle
the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle
Leron: Damn nigga looking good with the dr. j fro kit.
Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.
Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.
by drpoonandtheteenangels February 9, 2010
a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
to dazzle someone with beauty and classiness so overwhelming as to cause a brief period of dazed confusion followed by overwhelming joy and delight
what all the bitches at my funeral will be when they get a load of my solid gold plated double wide coffin with white silk lining and 24's with spinners all remote controlled up so it rolls and bounces and shit
what all the bitches at my funeral will be when they get a load of my solid gold plated double wide coffin with white silk lining and 24's with spinners all remote controlled up so it rolls and bounces and shit
Latreace: bitch was u at fishers funeral/bbq? i heard it was slammin.
Latrell: No bitch that shit was crazy. i was all stupify up. i wish that nigga never died.
Latreace: anotha nigga gone, anotha nigga gone.
Latrell: No bitch that shit was crazy. i was all stupify up. i wish that nigga never died.
Latreace: anotha nigga gone, anotha nigga gone.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist
Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon
cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009