drpoonandtheteenangels's definitions

portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex

Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009

altering the boy

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin

Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

hurricoon

a pejorative term for the ethnic majority prone to ride out a hurricane in a hovel only to be washed into the streets by the storm after which looting and mayhem ensues

The governor called in the army to rescue the hurricoons after the storm.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

chest taco

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco

Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009

ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass

Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009

dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009