poo valve

the hole; including flap, rim and tunnel, through which mammals launch poo and related solid and gaseous matter.

an exit not an entrance

an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)

the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood
Dude 1: dude wats up? u look like crap.
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 07, 2009
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money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
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chest taco

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco
Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.
by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009
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ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
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skank shot

the self photographing technique by which one (the skank) holds a camera at arms length and photographs ones self commonly used on facebook, myspace and similair websites by skanks
Duder: Hey check out DiDi'S pic on Skankbook.
Dudly: Nice skank shot. I didn't realize her arms where that long.
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 05, 2009
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dick hole

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster
Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.
by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009
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hurricoon

a pejorative term for the ethnic majority prone to ride out a hurricane in a hovel only to be washed into the streets by the storm after which looting and mayhem ensues
The governor called in the army to rescue the hurricoons after the storm.
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
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