Definitions by dragonneus

Bonedus

Working on tech it's generally customary to receive bonuses in lieu of higher pay. This company though promised it 6 times in a row. Thus I started to refer to it as a boned-us (bonedus)

Ahh yes getting nothing but the good ol bonedus!

Bonedus by dragonneus December 23, 2025

Bert Brows 

Huge furry dark eyebrows. Appears as though someone stuck large fake staches on ones forehead

Man look at his face. It is like two black furry catipillars mounted themselves on this forehead. That dude has some serious Bert brows!

Bert Brows by dragonneus July 14, 2018

Colorado Gone 

In the great legalized state of Colorado there is a cultural shame regarding waste of the king of herbs. When a joint is half gone, it is usually tossed away like a cig butt.

Yo man I went to Denver for a vacation. Do you know they just toss a half smoked J away as if it were trash. They call it "Colorado Gone"

Colorado Gone by dragonneus June 9, 2016

Ambeardextrious 

A man that looks good either with or without a beard.

My man looks good with a beard. He shaved it off and he looks just as sexy. He is ambeardextrious !

Ambeardextrious by dragonneus June 9, 2016

Pedo-stash 

A pencil like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile

Dude see that guy over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash, we should call the police.

Pedo-stash by dragonneus July 10, 2015

Weedglect 

neglect of the great green herb by either dropping it on the floor or throwing away a good roach.

General waste of the great herb of life.

Yo man whats with Sammy. He toss half a J away like it was pulled from his ass. That's some serious weedglect.

Weedglect by dragonneus May 17, 2013

Fettophile

Some one that is so obsessed with Boba Fett that they have every single thing that has ever been made with the likeness or image of Boba Fett from the Star Wars universe. This even includes underwear, dixie cups, used tissues and half eaten now petrified Boba Fett snack cakes. This also covers naming your pets, children or private body parts after Boba Fett.

Man did you see his room? Every inch of his office has Boba Fett stuff. I mean there had to be over 100,000 different Fett things in there. He is a true Fettophile!

He is such a Fettophile he named his weenie Boba.

Fettophile by dragonneus December 7, 2011